Recently posted a review of Witcher 3 on the Codex. Hoped for a lot more anger from the natives, but apparently it's too accurate or something, I don't even know. Even the pre-agreed-upon troll-baiting with my fellow moderator Scrooge failed to deliver any extra shouts of anger.
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong here, people. Looks like I've lost my edge and mellowed out.
Review: http://www.rpgcodex.net/content.php?id=9961
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Autumn Night, repost
She felt that the autumn came faster than an eye could blink. The days
flew by, dressed in colours of agonizing nature, each morning colder and
duller than the one before it. But what's more, there was the
never-ending smell of decay in the air; decay and the overwhelming
feeling of loneliness. The nights were better, but not by far - dark,
damp and grey, they covered the swamp like a giant blanket, drowning it
in nearly unreal silence. Which could be a bad thing, except to her, it
wasn't. This way, she was left to dream undisturbed.
She was quite sure that if the citizens of the rest of town would ever learn of her thoughts - or ways to spend a cold autumn night - they would at least call her strange. At worst, some could see witchcraft in her harmless evening chants. Witchcraft it was not, of course, just a book that used to belong to her mother, something that lie resting in a large pile of useless things in the attic. All it did was help her see the dreams she wanted to. And it was arguable whether the book did it, in any case, but the more she had been using it, the less she felt inclined to try. For the dreams the book seemed to give her were not the sort she would readily part with again.
It was nothing complex, really. No dreams of riches, power or fame; in fact, she'd never even dare to dream of such things, never quite knowing what those would feel to possess. So, she dreamed of simpler things. Like the summer that was now gone, and the man that was to be her husband that was gone with it. Gone just like that, the Baron off to fight over some dispute with a neighbor. Of course, he wouldn't settle for fighting by himself, instead, it was dragging every man along. And now it was almost three months. Nothing has changed, only a slow stream of wounded that were unable to continue the fight. None of them ever brought news of him, though. It was as if he didn't exist, or as if he died... Though all those thoughts aside, each night she dreamed of him beside her, summer surrounding them; a new, bright, joyful dream every night, never repeating itself, and always continuing where it left - as if her real life was a dream that would pass at dawn as she fell asleep.
Of course, all that was said was true for other nights. This night, however, was different. There was no fog over the swamp, the silence, too, lifting itself from the surroundings. A strong wind blew across the landscape, dragging storm clouds through a dark and empty sky, occasionally ripping the shroud for the light of the moon to shine through. The wind howled in the chimney, knocked on the doors and the shutters, the wind was everywhere, wailing in the trees, throwing leaves across the yard and, occasionally, causing a few ripe droplets of rain drop from the skies.
She could feel it, the night was different. She never opened the book tonight, in fact, the thought had not even crossed her mind. All she did was gaze out of the window in sheer fascination. Watching the clouds, the raging treetops and the fleeing leaves. Suddenly, the storm subdued, the wind dying down, the silence once again enveloping the land. She slowly got up and walked to the door, opening it, hesitantly and carefully, then made a few still hesitant steps, with each step growing more assured - and made her way to the entrance to her yard, opening the gate and waiting by it.
She wasn't sure how long she had to wait, but suddenly - though not to her - there was movement just out of the reach of her eye. As she turned to better see what came towards her, a great lightning split the sky for the briefest of moments, followed by a deafening thunder - and once again, there was silence and darkness, faintly illuminated by the moon that peered out from behind the torn clouds. Faintly illuminating a man in worn, dirty clothes and dented and rusty armor. He looked pale, tired and ill, but it was him. He just stood there, looking at her silently, smiling.
Slowly, she walked up to him, quiet and careful, as though not to scare him away, or to break an illusion, then hesitantly reached for his hand. It was dreadfully cold, though whose hands wouldn't be on such a night? She beamed at the realization a moment later - his hand was real, and this wasn't a dream, for she knew it couldn't be. She tugged on his hand, urging him to step inside the house before the storm, and he slowly followed, clanking his armor and smelling faintly of autumn.
Commentary: A remake of my earliest work - this version has a lot of different things, though, and if I find the original, I will put it up for comparing. This version's main difference, however, is the lack of a clear end that I had in the original, only a hint at it. If one reads attentively enough.
She was quite sure that if the citizens of the rest of town would ever learn of her thoughts - or ways to spend a cold autumn night - they would at least call her strange. At worst, some could see witchcraft in her harmless evening chants. Witchcraft it was not, of course, just a book that used to belong to her mother, something that lie resting in a large pile of useless things in the attic. All it did was help her see the dreams she wanted to. And it was arguable whether the book did it, in any case, but the more she had been using it, the less she felt inclined to try. For the dreams the book seemed to give her were not the sort she would readily part with again.
It was nothing complex, really. No dreams of riches, power or fame; in fact, she'd never even dare to dream of such things, never quite knowing what those would feel to possess. So, she dreamed of simpler things. Like the summer that was now gone, and the man that was to be her husband that was gone with it. Gone just like that, the Baron off to fight over some dispute with a neighbor. Of course, he wouldn't settle for fighting by himself, instead, it was dragging every man along. And now it was almost three months. Nothing has changed, only a slow stream of wounded that were unable to continue the fight. None of them ever brought news of him, though. It was as if he didn't exist, or as if he died... Though all those thoughts aside, each night she dreamed of him beside her, summer surrounding them; a new, bright, joyful dream every night, never repeating itself, and always continuing where it left - as if her real life was a dream that would pass at dawn as she fell asleep.
Of course, all that was said was true for other nights. This night, however, was different. There was no fog over the swamp, the silence, too, lifting itself from the surroundings. A strong wind blew across the landscape, dragging storm clouds through a dark and empty sky, occasionally ripping the shroud for the light of the moon to shine through. The wind howled in the chimney, knocked on the doors and the shutters, the wind was everywhere, wailing in the trees, throwing leaves across the yard and, occasionally, causing a few ripe droplets of rain drop from the skies.
She could feel it, the night was different. She never opened the book tonight, in fact, the thought had not even crossed her mind. All she did was gaze out of the window in sheer fascination. Watching the clouds, the raging treetops and the fleeing leaves. Suddenly, the storm subdued, the wind dying down, the silence once again enveloping the land. She slowly got up and walked to the door, opening it, hesitantly and carefully, then made a few still hesitant steps, with each step growing more assured - and made her way to the entrance to her yard, opening the gate and waiting by it.
She wasn't sure how long she had to wait, but suddenly - though not to her - there was movement just out of the reach of her eye. As she turned to better see what came towards her, a great lightning split the sky for the briefest of moments, followed by a deafening thunder - and once again, there was silence and darkness, faintly illuminated by the moon that peered out from behind the torn clouds. Faintly illuminating a man in worn, dirty clothes and dented and rusty armor. He looked pale, tired and ill, but it was him. He just stood there, looking at her silently, smiling.
Slowly, she walked up to him, quiet and careful, as though not to scare him away, or to break an illusion, then hesitantly reached for his hand. It was dreadfully cold, though whose hands wouldn't be on such a night? She beamed at the realization a moment later - his hand was real, and this wasn't a dream, for she knew it couldn't be. She tugged on his hand, urging him to step inside the house before the storm, and he slowly followed, clanking his armor and smelling faintly of autumn.
Commentary: A remake of my earliest work - this version has a lot of different things, though, and if I find the original, I will put it up for comparing. This version's main difference, however, is the lack of a clear end that I had in the original, only a hint at it. If one reads attentively enough.
Short story repost 1
Commentary: Since I'm not very happy with the spoiler nature of the name I originally posted this by, here's a repost of the old story. It's one of the few I can look at twice without wanting to completely rewrite it immediately.
Small provincial towns. The sort that have a pair of traffic lights in the center - and even those turn a blind yellow eye to the happenings on the dark streets after the bells of the local church ring nine. The kind of towns that band crowds of youth together. Not for festivities, though, and not even for any particular purpose at all - merely out of nothing better to do. And because of a strange, inexplicable fear. Fear of the dark. And of the things that dwell in its darkest corners.
It's all too easy to feel the touch of death in such a town in the middle of a July night. All you need is but think of it, and, sure enough, it will be there, running a chilled bony finger down your spine, whispering sweet and terrible words in your ears, chuckling at your fears, closing the circle around you.
It was on one of these nights that I met her. Standing beneath a tilted street lamp, looking lost and beautiful. Her pale face was painted yellow by the dim light and framed sharply by dark glossy hair - hair so long that I was not sure where it ended and the night began. As I walked closer, she lifted her eyes at me - eyes dark as the night around us and deep as the abyss. A small, shy smile greeted me, a smile I felt I could kill for - or die for. The world began to fade away, drowning in the deepening darkness. There was but her now, her standing in a puddle of light under the crooked lamp, the crickets singing us a serenade, and myself, feeling dumb-struck by sudden and instant love and paralyzed by a terrifying power of dread and foreboding. Silently, she made a step towards me and offered me her hand. I took it carefully, holding it as if she was made of glass or paper.
Together we walked through the silent, empty streets of the dead town, wading through the still air of the summer night. We wandered in the dark without saying a word, passing through the empty streets, parks and fields. Dogs barked in the distance, disturbed by something in the air - something alive, magnificent and horrendous, a giant entity hanging like a cloud over the small sleeping town.
I turned to look at my silent companion, meeting once more her calm, slightly sad smile. When I turned back to glance on the path before me, I saw that we were at a bridge. I didn't know what bridge this was - or that it was here at all, but it would not surprise me. We slowly walked to the middle and stopped, leaning against the railing and gazing down at the lazily moving river. She glanced at me and chuckled, a brief, sad laughter - more of an utterance of sorrow than joy, I thought. Then, with one brief, graceful movement she was atop the railing, looking down at me with her strange smile, waiting for something. So we stood for an eternity. Then, she turned away, leaning forward on her tip-toes and swooped down off the bridge like a great bird as I stood watching, and as I stood there, I felt the presence gone.
Every July since that night I wander the empty streets of provincial towns. Seeking her. Sometimes, I feel her whispering to me again, tickling my spine with her long, beautiful fingers. But as I turn around, she is gone, and I wander on alone.
Small provincial towns. The sort that have a pair of traffic lights in the center - and even those turn a blind yellow eye to the happenings on the dark streets after the bells of the local church ring nine. The kind of towns that band crowds of youth together. Not for festivities, though, and not even for any particular purpose at all - merely out of nothing better to do. And because of a strange, inexplicable fear. Fear of the dark. And of the things that dwell in its darkest corners.
It's all too easy to feel the touch of death in such a town in the middle of a July night. All you need is but think of it, and, sure enough, it will be there, running a chilled bony finger down your spine, whispering sweet and terrible words in your ears, chuckling at your fears, closing the circle around you.
It was on one of these nights that I met her. Standing beneath a tilted street lamp, looking lost and beautiful. Her pale face was painted yellow by the dim light and framed sharply by dark glossy hair - hair so long that I was not sure where it ended and the night began. As I walked closer, she lifted her eyes at me - eyes dark as the night around us and deep as the abyss. A small, shy smile greeted me, a smile I felt I could kill for - or die for. The world began to fade away, drowning in the deepening darkness. There was but her now, her standing in a puddle of light under the crooked lamp, the crickets singing us a serenade, and myself, feeling dumb-struck by sudden and instant love and paralyzed by a terrifying power of dread and foreboding. Silently, she made a step towards me and offered me her hand. I took it carefully, holding it as if she was made of glass or paper.
Together we walked through the silent, empty streets of the dead town, wading through the still air of the summer night. We wandered in the dark without saying a word, passing through the empty streets, parks and fields. Dogs barked in the distance, disturbed by something in the air - something alive, magnificent and horrendous, a giant entity hanging like a cloud over the small sleeping town.
I turned to look at my silent companion, meeting once more her calm, slightly sad smile. When I turned back to glance on the path before me, I saw that we were at a bridge. I didn't know what bridge this was - or that it was here at all, but it would not surprise me. We slowly walked to the middle and stopped, leaning against the railing and gazing down at the lazily moving river. She glanced at me and chuckled, a brief, sad laughter - more of an utterance of sorrow than joy, I thought. Then, with one brief, graceful movement she was atop the railing, looking down at me with her strange smile, waiting for something. So we stood for an eternity. Then, she turned away, leaning forward on her tip-toes and swooped down off the bridge like a great bird as I stood watching, and as I stood there, I felt the presence gone.
Every July since that night I wander the empty streets of provincial towns. Seeking her. Sometimes, I feel her whispering to me again, tickling my spine with her long, beautiful fingers. But as I turn around, she is gone, and I wander on alone.
Annual update
Going to clear out a bunch of stuff from the blog and repost another bunch of stuff. Possibly revive this whole thing again. Been long enough.
Right, let's see, where'd we leave off last? Ah yes, the military. Well, to hold people in suspense no longer, yes, I was indeed made a Corporal. On top of that, I actually received a reward, an honorable discharge and a mental/capability evaluation of 5/5 for everything except handling stressful situations (4/5). I guess it's a success of sorts, considering my actual mental state at the time, though it's intensely ironic as well. Best evaluation of the entire unit and possibly the whole battalion, go figure. Anyway, that's done.
What next? Getting back to work. Didn't take long to get a promotion (plus HR experience - my candidate got picked). Four months later, three more offices in our company are in love with my methods and I get called an IT guru in front of the customer. Me. The guy that can't code to save his life. Ah irony, all I wanted was to be a writer. Speaking of which, applied to Larian again, had a prolonged communication with samples with the company owner, got his Skype, but never called him to get hired. My people need me! Besides, that'd probably mean moving to Belgium, and if I'd have done that my life would probably still be normal.
Oh yeah, and I'm now staff writer/staff/moderator on RPG Codex. Time to die happy, I guess.
Overall, I can't really say it's been a particularly action-packed year until some time this spring.
Right, let's see, where'd we leave off last? Ah yes, the military. Well, to hold people in suspense no longer, yes, I was indeed made a Corporal. On top of that, I actually received a reward, an honorable discharge and a mental/capability evaluation of 5/5 for everything except handling stressful situations (4/5). I guess it's a success of sorts, considering my actual mental state at the time, though it's intensely ironic as well. Best evaluation of the entire unit and possibly the whole battalion, go figure. Anyway, that's done.
What next? Getting back to work. Didn't take long to get a promotion (plus HR experience - my candidate got picked). Four months later, three more offices in our company are in love with my methods and I get called an IT guru in front of the customer. Me. The guy that can't code to save his life. Ah irony, all I wanted was to be a writer. Speaking of which, applied to Larian again, had a prolonged communication with samples with the company owner, got his Skype, but never called him to get hired. My people need me! Besides, that'd probably mean moving to Belgium, and if I'd have done that my life would probably still be normal.
Oh yeah, and I'm now staff writer/staff/moderator on RPG Codex. Time to die happy, I guess.
Overall, I can't really say it's been a particularly action-packed year until some time this spring.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Status update
Welp, it looks like I haven't written here for a while. It's been a turbulent couple of years, I guess.
Significant changes since the last time:
- Single
- Diploma complete/awaiting final approval: Clichés in Genre Fantasy Literature
- Mock-up application to Larian Studios as a Writer/Designer trampled over by mandatory military service
I think I'll pause at that last bit for a while, or rather, pause at the last bit of the last bit. Yep - I've been drafted. In fact, in less than two months, I'll be un-drafted again and become a worthless civilian. What do I think of my time in the service? Let's see. I'll make a military-fashion list of items. Some might get wordy.
- Military satire by competent writers is correct. Hashek, Heller, Harrison, they all wrote about different periods of the 20th century, but damn if they aren't right. Sure, it's all hyperboles, but the amount of ridiculous, hilarious and pointless is indeed off the scale.
- People that claim that "military service clears your mind" clearly didn't need any clearing at all and probably lack a mind to begin with.
- Military is, in fact, an extended kindergarten that grows boys from the emotional age of six to the emotional age of eleven. Considering it takes them up to just about a year, that's quite an accomplishment.
- Sadly, this means the visit has been largely pointless for me. I'm already aged thirteen in the head.
- If I don't get Corporal by the end of my service, the only tangible thing I'll be carrying out with me will be a mild case of ulcer and a 1-liter flask that the storehouse doesn't want back. Amusing, considering they're fine with taking back the underpants.
- I'm apparently awesome as a scribe. Who'd have thunk it. This means I get to feel depressed about shoveling shitty jobs around to people that clearly deserve better. Oh, and putting on "shore leave" clothes 1 minute before the crew marches off for the bus because my royal presence is required at the office.
- Apparently speaking English ramps up my authority levels to appropriate levels. I guess not having to mumble while trying to figure out what the hell's supposed to come at the end of the words helps a lot. Shame I can't speak it all the time. That'd make my officers swoon, or, alternatively, be jealous.
- "Meet new friends" thing really works better if you're actually of the target demographic age. Then again, I'm being emotionally stumped and fairly uncaring about that bit anyway. Some nice people have been met, however. Perhaps they'll even be sad some fifty years later when my obituary shows up in the papers while they're still 70-years-young. For a moment, before dementia kicks in again.
- Still possible to meet amazing people in the army, even with my mild case of not giving a damn about anything. Never expected something like that from this place, though. Not now, not before, it's really a bit of a shock.
- As a hotel and restaurant chain, this place barely deserves one star.
This concludes my assorted thoughts on military service and the related experiences.
On a different topic, I need some topic/genre for a short story practice, ideas? No military satire please.
- Single
- Diploma complete/awaiting final approval: Clichés in Genre Fantasy Literature
- Mock-up application to Larian Studios as a Writer/Designer trampled over by mandatory military service
I think I'll pause at that last bit for a while, or rather, pause at the last bit of the last bit. Yep - I've been drafted. In fact, in less than two months, I'll be un-drafted again and become a worthless civilian. What do I think of my time in the service? Let's see. I'll make a military-fashion list of items. Some might get wordy.
- Military satire by competent writers is correct. Hashek, Heller, Harrison, they all wrote about different periods of the 20th century, but damn if they aren't right. Sure, it's all hyperboles, but the amount of ridiculous, hilarious and pointless is indeed off the scale.
- People that claim that "military service clears your mind" clearly didn't need any clearing at all and probably lack a mind to begin with.
- Military is, in fact, an extended kindergarten that grows boys from the emotional age of six to the emotional age of eleven. Considering it takes them up to just about a year, that's quite an accomplishment.
- Sadly, this means the visit has been largely pointless for me. I'm already aged thirteen in the head.
- If I don't get Corporal by the end of my service, the only tangible thing I'll be carrying out with me will be a mild case of ulcer and a 1-liter flask that the storehouse doesn't want back. Amusing, considering they're fine with taking back the underpants.
- I'm apparently awesome as a scribe. Who'd have thunk it. This means I get to feel depressed about shoveling shitty jobs around to people that clearly deserve better. Oh, and putting on "shore leave" clothes 1 minute before the crew marches off for the bus because my royal presence is required at the office.
- Apparently speaking English ramps up my authority levels to appropriate levels. I guess not having to mumble while trying to figure out what the hell's supposed to come at the end of the words helps a lot. Shame I can't speak it all the time. That'd make my officers swoon, or, alternatively, be jealous.
- "Meet new friends" thing really works better if you're actually of the target demographic age. Then again, I'm being emotionally stumped and fairly uncaring about that bit anyway. Some nice people have been met, however. Perhaps they'll even be sad some fifty years later when my obituary shows up in the papers while they're still 70-years-young. For a moment, before dementia kicks in again.
- Still possible to meet amazing people in the army, even with my mild case of not giving a damn about anything. Never expected something like that from this place, though. Not now, not before, it's really a bit of a shock.
- As a hotel and restaurant chain, this place barely deserves one star.
This concludes my assorted thoughts on military service and the related experiences.
On a different topic, I need some topic/genre for a short story practice, ideas? No military satire please.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Friday, December 30, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
A Quote
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I have a feeling that most people that try to be creative these days have never heard the phrase or had the concept cross their mind.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Kindle Surprise
After a one-year struggle of choosing a vendor and a model for a possible e-book reader, I've finally settled on an Amazon Kindle - a pretty neat piece of work that I have to admit I've instantly taken to liking.
However, as with just about anything that one's bound to like, there's an entire package of "buts" bundled with the associated item. This time, of course, it's the DRMs and the amazingly high e-book prices.
Now, some might already know of my disdain for the mentioned DRMs - to me, they're nothing but a waste of time and money for the publisher and developer of any type of software, as it takes just a fraction of effort for hackers to break their next generation of defense - and at the same time, legitimate customers end up being treated like dirt, which, admittedly, is not an attitude that I happen to enjoy. In any case, be it as it may, no sooner than I've got my Kindle, I've come across (thanks, Seagale) this lovely little article on publishers stiffing out the public libraries of funds for e-book usage.
As a TL;DR, some of the major book/e-book publishers are trying to impose various limitations on the number of use of e-books - as low as 26 in case of Harper-Collins - with a requirement to renew the purchase after the book has been read the said 26 times. Obviously, with the limited funding that public libraries get, this little scheme becomes quite taxing, and yet again, hits the segment of the population that the industry seems to have defaulted to the level of beggars and pocket thieves. Thanks, industry, students and the lower-middle/working class will remember you with gratitude!
However, as with just about anything that one's bound to like, there's an entire package of "buts" bundled with the associated item. This time, of course, it's the DRMs and the amazingly high e-book prices.
Now, some might already know of my disdain for the mentioned DRMs - to me, they're nothing but a waste of time and money for the publisher and developer of any type of software, as it takes just a fraction of effort for hackers to break their next generation of defense - and at the same time, legitimate customers end up being treated like dirt, which, admittedly, is not an attitude that I happen to enjoy. In any case, be it as it may, no sooner than I've got my Kindle, I've come across (thanks, Seagale) this lovely little article on publishers stiffing out the public libraries of funds for e-book usage.
As a TL;DR, some of the major book/e-book publishers are trying to impose various limitations on the number of use of e-books - as low as 26 in case of Harper-Collins - with a requirement to renew the purchase after the book has been read the said 26 times. Obviously, with the limited funding that public libraries get, this little scheme becomes quite taxing, and yet again, hits the segment of the population that the industry seems to have defaulted to the level of beggars and pocket thieves. Thanks, industry, students and the lower-middle/working class will remember you with gratitude!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Evony, the MMO of highest quality
As one may know, sex and negative publicity attract attention. Knowing these important basic facts, the good people behind Evony, a browser-based MMO, decided to heavily invest into both aspects to promote their lovechild.
I'm not quite sure, but I have a nagging feeling that they got carried away too much at some point.
Exhibit A:
I think I don't really need to explain the UNNOTICEABLE part of this picture. I should, however, point out that the game has nothing to do with it. Perhaps it's just so bad and pathetic, though, that one might need to play it UNNOTICEABLY.
Exhibit B:
Yes, now we're getting there. This game is a shower simulator! And the graphics, they are so photo-realistic!
Exhibit 3:
Exhibit 3 comes complete with two exhibits, however, unlike Exhibit 2, the lady hasn't played the Shower Simulator Kingdom yet. But when she does, she plays secretly!
I'm not quite sure, but I have a nagging feeling that they got carried away too much at some point.
Exhibit A:
I think I don't really need to explain the UNNOTICEABLE part of this picture. I should, however, point out that the game has nothing to do with it. Perhaps it's just so bad and pathetic, though, that one might need to play it UNNOTICEABLY.
Exhibit B:
Yes, now we're getting there. This game is a shower simulator! And the graphics, they are so photo-realistic!
Exhibit 3:
Exhibit 3 comes complete with two exhibits, however, unlike Exhibit 2, the lady hasn't played the Shower Simulator Kingdom yet. But when she does, she plays secretly!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Maturity in Bioware's Dragon Age
According to an interview with one of Dragon Age designers,
Making a decision early, deciding to make a mature game, to target an older audience, then knowing that all the way through... you play and it's like, "that's really challenging. I wasn't expecting that kind of motivation for these characters". That mixes up with, "I wasn't expecting to have that much sex". It goes into the same space. It works as one cohesive unit. It's kind of like having a blue period.I wasn't expecting to have so much tripe. This is really challenging, I didn't expect Bioware's kind of motivation to let them sink this low.
"I wasn't expecting to have so much sex". Heh. Maturity. Heh. Blood, guts, gore. Heh.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Various fun stuff to do with texts
Vocabprofile
A brief explanation may be in order, should you try to use the bot. K1 words are the words that are the bare necessities for the reader to even slightly understand what the text is about. K2 is the next step that enables the second language user to be able to communicate with a remote success.
These are technically very basic words that are most frequently used and accessed by language speakers and learners and are the crucial part to understanding the text. The higher the total percentage of the first two items combined, the more accessable the text is supposed to be.
Other items on the lists, on the right side of the result breakdown are the word counts. Since a word can be categorised by different systems, the bot tries to address this in its algorythms and counts words as 1) Tokens (Each word is individually counted, no matter how many times it repeats), 2) Types (One word - one type, if it repeats through the text it won't be counted) and 3) Word Families (Inflected, derived and shortened forms of a word each count as a word family, for example, familiar - unfamiliar - familiarise - familiarity are all the same word family unit)
It's quite a neat bot and anyone concerned about the accessibility of their text ought to check it out some time. And waste their time pasting random texts into it as well, to spite people like Stephen King. Ghghgh.
Gematriculator
The Gematriculator is an oldie, but it's still an entertaining little bot that supposedly calculates your writings' evilness value. If you intend to become a pile of seething malevolence but lack a little guidance, you ought to start here (or pay me to write a guidebook about it). I do have to warn that it's not quite necessarily a reliable means of assessing a text, but it does calculate the "evil"-sounding compounds and words in an alright-ish manner.
Gender Guesser
A rather useless, but still fairly amusing bot named Gender Guesser. If you can't guess the gender of a text's author, you can try pasting it in for... well, some sort of a result. I'm going to test this on some test subjects and then, perhaps, report the finds (aka I probably won't bother), but, if any of you get called a female when you aren't, or vice versa, do tell of your finds!
The Gender Genie
Something I found through Gender Guesser just now, a bot that looks a lot more comprehensive and transparent and actually useable in academic research, writing and creating a fake gender identity. In fact, I'd recommend skipping Gender Guesser altogether and going for the Gender Genie if you want to mess around, as on top of being more comprehensive, it offers the option to choose from fiction, non-fiction and blog styles. Blog. Damn I hate that word.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Antagonists
So, following my line of inquiry about literature and fiction as such in general...
What makes a good antagonist? I'd mean an "active" antagonist here, rather than "forces of nature", "life itself" and other such fanciful things. In other words, what makes for a good bad guy to you people?
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Dragon Age: Origins
David Gaider, one of the lead designers/writers for BioWare, charged with writing an introductory novel to the setting, writes:
Sigh. Same old crap. Dead royal parents, surviving heir, evil necromancer armies taking over a kingdom, warrior maidens, heroic rogues, revenge. It's as if people used 3% of their brain capacity in order to barf out this sort of pompous drivel.
Oh wait, they do.
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