As is well-known, a prayer for the same thing by many people is supposed to be magnified in power and therefore be heard by the Big Guy of your choice sooner - with a higher possibility of getting it answered. This prayer is also supposed to come straight from the heart. However, getting hundreds of people to pray for you to get rich straight from the heart is a bit difficult, isn't it? Well, not if you follow this approach it isn't.
What, then, does this approach entice? A very simple thing. Annoyance. All you need to do is nag about your difficult financial situation to your friends, relatives and random strangers as much as you can - eventually, all of them will at least once utter a prayer similar to "Oh God, why can't he/she SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
Eventually, the big guy checks out the problem, sees you causing it, sees what causes you to cause the problem, fixes it, and, voila, everybody wins.
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The problem is that there are so many ways to get someone to shut up and most of them are far easier than making the person in question rich.
ReplyDeleteIf you're whining to various people of various faiths then their prayers will reach different Big Guys and you are not likely to receive the horde multiplier that way. You have to filter your victims according to faith.
Well, you have to nag to the people whose god is a benevolent one, obviously, then! A benevolent god is more likely to stuff your pockets than strike you down with a lightning or scratchy loins.
ReplyDeleteAlmost foolproof. The only lacking ingredient in this brilliant recipe is a god, and those simply do not exist.
ReplyDeleteToo bad.
You deny my divine nature, infidel?
ReplyDeleteOfcourse not. I don't mind ignorant people. =) (As long as they keep their bullshit away from me ofcourse.)
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee!
You're just jealous of my power to make the world spin.
ReplyDeletePrayer is a not a wish-o-matic.
ReplyDeleteSpoilsport.
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