Evony, the MMO of highest quality

As one may know, sex and negative publicity attract attention. Knowing these important basic facts, the good people behind Evony, a browser-based MMO, decided to heavily invest into both aspects to promote their lovechild.

I'm not quite sure, but I have a nagging feeling that they got carried away too much at some point.

Exhibit A:



I think I don't really need to explain the UNNOTICEABLE part of this picture. I should, however, point out that the game has nothing to do with it. Perhaps it's just so bad and pathetic, though, that one might need to play it UNNOTICEABLY.

Exhibit B:



Yes, now we're getting there. This game is a shower simulator! And the graphics, they are so photo-realistic!

Exhibit 3:



Exhibit 3 comes complete with two exhibits, however, unlike Exhibit 2, the lady hasn't played the Shower Simulator Kingdom yet. But when she does, she plays secretly!